Curly Fries Haven’t Changed Much in 200 Years

Sure , the man around us is slowly dilapidate , the American electorate has never been angry , human fundamental interaction has never felt less genuine , no one I ’ve talked to in twelvemonth seems particularly happy and everything palpate utterly , inevitably hopeless — but 190 years ago curly youngster were considered an “ edible garnish . ” Are you fucking josh me ? Our malnourished and misguided ancestors could n’t even tell a side monastic order of these delicious dirt spirals . Their lives must have been poorer for it .

sincerely there is no better time to hold up than the nowadays .

I ’m write this on a glowing robot typewriter with instantaneous admission to the sum sum of human cognition and have yet to die of gangrene , which I imagine is middling cool too .