A Cost-Benefit Analysis of Getting Tasered Silly at CES

Live Taser demo ! easy one of my favourite parts of CES . But is getting Tasered worth it ? You do walk away with this Taser lid and commemorating coin ! On the other manus , well , here ’s the release you sign . Gulp .

That font ’s pretty small , so let me call out some of the salient bits :

Any use of force-out , physical exertion , capture , control condition , chasteness , or incapacitation involves risks that a person may get hurt or die .

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Unintential Deployment Hazard . unplanned ECD [ Ed : Electronic Control gadget ] activation could ensue in death or serious trauma to the User , force out receiver , and others .

Hazardous Substances . The ECD curb component that hold chemical substance known to the State of California and others to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm . Do not disassemble .

untoward physiologic or metabolic effects may increase risk of death or serious combat injury .

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Incapacitation , Falling , and Startle Hazard . ECD use may cause muscular contraction , Neuro Muscular Incapacitation ( “ NMI ” ) , startling , and fall , which could result in death or serious injury .

break to ivory , including compression fracture to vertebra , may occur .

And that ’s just the first page ! The second is more of the same , plus the usual about how you ca n’t litigate if you ’re injured and your home ca n’t sue if you die . Oh , and something about permanent scarring and puncturing of organs .

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