An eighth grader by the name of Cody was asked by an teacher to convert an algebraical grammatical construction into a word problem . Buffalo Bill Cody was happy to hold – and with an plenteous helping of Star Wars references , no less .

Bob Swanek ( Cody ’s founder , we presume)posted the above picture of Cody ’s job online . “ This is the end result , ” Swanek the elder writes , “ with zero comment from me . ” If this word job reflects the genuine - world progress of Episode VII in any manner , the film may be in hassle . Here it is , canned :

J. J. Abrams is making Star Wars Episode 7 . He rented three speeder bike which was 700 purple citation to start . He must give 100 imperial credits to keep his speed demon bike daily . If he does not pay off day by day , Prince Xizor and other Black Sun members will nobble J. J. Abrams , lend him to Mustafar , and give him .

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J. J. Abrams is also paying 5 amplitude hunters to keep fissiparous spy out . That cost 200 imperial credits to start out , then 50 purple credits for each bounty hunter every time they charm a spy . The Separatists send 2 spies every day .

In how many daylight does J. J. Abrams pass the same amount of imperial credits on speeders and bounty hunters ?

I do n’t jazz what I find more telling – William Frederick Cody ’s obvious facility with act and the formulation of word problems ( something I still shinny with ) , or his intimacy with the larger Star Wars universe .

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